This week on the Puro Pinche Podcast, we spiral gloriously from Simone Biles’ his-and-hers laundry setups to San Francisco demanding justice for a community cat murdered by a self-driving taxi. Chibbi, Rooster, and special guests Travis and the Homie Chris debate dating apps for dog people, 50-year mortgages (lol), Greg Abbott’s “Let’s Roll” campaign slogan, and whether the Democrats fall apart like a cheap piñata.

We also celebrate San Antonio restaurants snagging Michelin honors, drag some awful slang decisions, and deliver a movie roundup that includes nuclear panic, Guillermo del Toro, and a horror film that’s basically trauma in 4K.

Plus: a little Fernet wisdom and a reminder to stop tap-dancing on burning stages.

It’s chaos, cariño, and all the spicy commentary you expect from the only podcast that matters.

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