Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and this week, we’re talking all things orgasm. A new study reveals that prioritizing your pleasure actually makes you come more—so why aren’t we all doing it? Plus, we’re diving into Luigi’s alleged sex tape scandal (yes, that Luigi), and we share our do's and don'ts for your next threesome. 

Amen.

Check out the Tales Of Lara substack here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and this week, we’re diving into the future of sex. From the dawn of sex robots to an exclusive $18,000 retreat that promises to teach women how to orgasm, we’re breaking down what’s real and what’s just clever marketing. Plus, we’re talking about Anora, the Oscar-winning film about a sex worker that has everyone buzzing.

 Amen.

Check out the Tales Of Lara substack here. 

Happy Sunday, my lovely congregation, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re diving into polyamory, open relationships, and whether being "open" is really the enlightened choice—or just another relationship trend.

I break down: my almost-open relationship, the history & science of monogamy and the rise of non-monogamy. 

Plus, how growing up in a Buddhist commune shaped my views on love and loyalty.

If you’ve ever wondered, non-monogamy is the future—or just a phase?—this one’s for you.

Amen.

Happy Sunday, my lovely congregation, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re diving deep into the wild world of sex dreams.

Ever woken up from a dream thinking: Why the hell was I hooking up with my ex? Why was my best friend suddenly sexy? And why was I pregnant... again?! Yeah, me—all three. 

In this episode, we’ll break down:
🔹 Why we have sex dreams (and yes, why some people even orgasm in their sleep)
🔹 What different types of sex dreams might mean—from exes to strangers to your boss (yikes)
🔹 How history, psychology, and even religion have shaped the way we think about sex in our sleep

If you’ve ever woken up from a dream both turned on and slightly disturbed, this one’s for you. Let’s get into it. Amen.

You can find the Tales Of Lara substack here. 

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church!

Get ready for my first solo episode. We’re talking about the celibacy trend—why more and more women are saying no to sex, and whether that’s really the way to reclaim our power. From #Boysober to Korea’s 4B movement, celibacy is being framed as a feminist protest. But is it actually a revolution, or just another kind of trap?

Let’s get into it.

Check out Tales of Lara’s latest Substack article here

Happy New Year, my lovely congregation! This week, we’re kicking things off by diving into your 2025 sex resolutions. From reclaiming pleasure and overcoming challenges to embracing bold new adventures (looking at you, shibari and MMF fans), you’ve sent in the wildest, sweetest, and most inspiring goals for the year ahead.

So grab your headphones, find your favorite position, and let’s speak these resolutions into existence together. Amen. 

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re embracing the holiday spirit with a special confessions episode. We’re diving into what to do when you’ve lost hope in love, the challenges of being a 30-year-old virgin, and more of your juicy stories.

Get ready for advice, a few laughs, and maybe even a little holiday redemption. Amen.

Check out Tales Of Lara's latest Substack article here. 

Lara and Aquaman are making waves in this week’s episode of Pussy Church, and they’ve got some steamy stories to share! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, celebrates erotic art, and answers your juiciest confessions.

We’re talking about last-minute sexy holiday gifts to spice up your season, Aquaman’s wild weekend escapade with four partners (yes, four!), and what to do when you catch yourself missing your ex… wetting the bed.

Happy holidays! 

Check out the latest article on the Tales Of Lara Substack here. 

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church! In this special episode, I’m celebrating the return of my debut book of erotic poetry and photography, now back in stock after being sold out for a while.

To mark the occasion, I’m sharing a reading from the book’s original release—a piece that’s incredibly close to my heart. It’s an intimate moment I’m thrilled to share with you, paired with a stunning soundtrack by JRobb, whose music you can explore through the link in the show notes.

If you’d like to get your hands on a copy of the book, they’re available now at talesoflara.com—but only for a limited time.

So lean back, get comfortable, and let’s dive into this sensual journey together.

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and they’re diving into all things sacred and sinful! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and shares stories that celebrate the wild, the curious, and the transformative.

This week, Lara takes us inside a tantra workshop, unpacks the thrill of hot sex in the rain, and reviews the buzzworthy new movie Queer. Plus, ever wondered why people are obsessed with feet? We’re exploring that, too. Tune in for a mix of personal stories, cultural insights, and a little naughty fun.

Amen.

To check out Lara's latest article on Substack, click here.