Well, as you can tell from the title, this is me officially and finally announcing my singleness. My pussy is also not actually on the market, she is in her celibacy era, I'm also well aware that people who say they are in an "era" are mentally ill. NO disrespect to my ex's, this is simply what I have learned from being in relationships, what I learned about myself and what we will be implementing as functional men and women of society. you can expect oversharing and TMI per usual, this is your trigger warning bitch.