We start the show this fortnite with existential damnation chat, lookin' for porn on New Jack's twitter, a literary analysis of Ryback's new commercial, Total Bellas presents: The Sound Effect Jamboree, a trip to Dominos Island, Orin gets a new daddy, Tim faces certain death, an exploration into the butthole of the horse outside of denver international airport, and The Gang comes up with their own Lance Storm eulogies.