The Ravens collapse, Michelle roasts NFL QBs in our new QB Court segment, and Gardner gives Rory McIlroy a Smooch of Approval for flipping off the Ryder Cup crowd. Meanwhile, our toddler melts down over her Halloween costume and only string cheese can save us.It’s football chaos, parenting fails, and a whole lot of yelling (some of it in golf). New segments, bold takes, real-life mess. Tune in.

The Ravens collapse, Michelle roasts NFL QBs in our new QB Court segment, and Gardner gives Rory McIlroy a Smooch of Approval for flipping off the Ryder Cup crowd. Meanwhile, our toddler melts down over her Halloween costume and only string cheese can save us. It’s football chaos, parenting fails, and a whole lot of yelling (some of it in golf). New segments, bold takes, real-life mess. Tune in.

QB Court, Ravens Rage, & One Sad Bee 🐝

Welcome to The Family Timeout Podcast; part sports talk, part pop culture recap, and full-on parenting circus. Hosted by Michelle and Gardner, two over-caffeinated parents trying to survive toddler life without missing kickoff. We break down NFL drama, fantasy heartbreaks, celebrity meltdowns, and how it all collides with tantrums, nap schedules, and real life. It’s funny, unfiltered, and just structured enough to feel like a date night...with microphones.

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QB Court, Ravens Rage, & One Sad Bee 🐝

QB Court, Ravens Rage, & One Sad Bee 🐝