In this episode we go over -Ignition. Again. Always. -Max and Zach’s differing views on strip clubs. Zach has been scarred by cut rate craigslist strippers, and Max just goes to hang out. -Max loves the beach. He just hates being AT the beach. -WE DO NOT APPROVE OF MASON JARS. -People wipe standing up? Is this really a thing? Savages -Max is a fearful pooper. -Terrible bathrooms: The College Experience. -One of us fought a roommate twice our age. Tune in to see how that went. -How to lose two jobs in one day without committing a crime. -The happier times of Doug. Yeah, the cartoon. -Zach has a bucket list item of being publicly protested against. Can we make this happen? -Inheritances: Because even that terrible aunt has a cool picture or something. -Zach still hates spiders; Max still loves dolphins. Water is still wet. Will update with news. -How come the phrase ”Don’t worry about it; look, I need you to…” is always followed by a shady ass request? -Zach has a terrible convoluted argument on why watching the Lions is different than supporting the NFL. It is bad. -The Lions. Ugh. -Cam Jordan. Stop disrespecting women, but continue lifting their boyfriends into the air like children.