The Unknowable Ripeness of Avocados. Brian would die on Mars to mess with people. Public defecators never say "trousers" or "slacks." The Metric system just makes more sense. Jack asks Brian about the reality TV shows he created: Pimp My Bride, Ru Paul's Relay Race, The Great Saudi Arabian Baking Show, The Masked Swinger. An interview with Clyde Wood, passenger on a cruise ship quarantined off the coast of Japan because of the coronavirus.