Episode: “Quarter Zips, Turkey Plates, and Losing Streaks"

The HasBeens crew is back again with Cam, Mike, and Doug diving into another week of sports, culture, and comedic chaos. Here’s everything the fellas chopped up this episode:

🧠 Mental Health Check-In

The show opens with the hosts checking in on life, stress, work, and where their heads are at this week. Real, transparent talk to remind listeners it’s okay to take inventory of your mental well-being.

🏈 NFL Week 12 — Who’s Real & Who’s Pretending?

The guys break down Week 12 action with classic HasBeens energy:

• Standout team performances
• Shifts in playoff races
• Contenders, pretenders, and teams barely holding it together

The Atlanta Falcons Meltdown

A full segment dedicated to the Falcons’ losing streak, questionable coaching, and why the team finds new ways to disappoint the city every season. Cam, Mike, and Doug don’t hold back on the critique.

🧩 New Game: HasBeens Football Survivor Series

The trio introduces a fun weekly challenge: each host picks a team to “survive” the week. Lose the pick, take the punishment. The trash talk is already elite.

🏀 NBA Rundown — Teams on the Radar

The hoop talk gets heated as the hosts discuss early-season storylines:

• Detroit Pistons — Best team in the East?
• Toronto Raptors — The surprise team with real juice and a scary young core
• Orlando Magic — Are they NBA Mid?

LaMelo Ball Trade Request (Hypothetical Smoke)

The rumor mill is spinning. If LaMelo did ask out of Charlotte, where should he go? The hosts debate fits, futures, and which front offices actually make sense.

👕 Fashion Corner — Quarter Zips vs. Nike Tech Fleece

A hilarious debate breaks out between two modern staples:

• Quarter zips: “grown-man cozy”
• Tech fleece: “the official uniform of outside”
  The guys defend their preferred drip and call out questionable styling choices.

🦃 Thanksgiving Talk — Plates, Traditions & Food Hot Takes

Just in time for the holiday:

• Favorite Thanksgiving dishes
• Unpopular food opinions
• Traditions the hosts love… and the ones they could do without
  Expect arguments about mac n’ cheese quality, sweet potato pie ranking, and who actually deserves to make the dressing.

🔥 Cam’s Rant of the Week — Kwame Brown vs. LeBron James

Cam unloads on Kwame Brown’s ongoing criticism of LeBron.
A passionate, comedic, full-volume takedown addressing:

• Kwame’s obsession with Bron
• Why the arguments never add up
• Why the HasBeens are officially tired of the nonsense

🎧 Closing Thoughts

Another week, another mix of laughter, hot takes, and honest conversation. The HasBeens keep the energy high and the perspectives real.