Lizzy puts Wynn Las Vegas in the hot seat, then she welcomes her hilairous friend, writer and actress Alessandra Quest. They can't help but delve into girls.com, senior citizen dogs, Smuckers-toting cops, a romantic dream about Rainn Wilson, Alessandra's thighs, and the origins of Lizzy's papasan chair. She explains to Lizzy why it was a purchase, not an investment.

Today's gorgeous theme song by Jimmy Smagula.