Say what you will, but the star-studded ladies brought their "A" game as Mallory Pugh-Pugh-Pugh! Lindsey Horan, Carli Lloyd, Alex "The Bulldozer" Morgan, Megan Rapinoe and the best of the USWNT shook up the can of whoop-whoop and let Mexico open it! Those matches need an oven mitten cause' somebody got burned. 

 

... and in other news Pride go toe-to-toe in Portland, while Jay and Luis debate Spearmint, Peppermint, or Wintergreen - an episode so fresh it's tasty — #LETSSCORE