When you see a straight presenting couple walking down the street, you assume they're straight, right? Yeah. Us too sometimes. Not cool.

After discussing the importance of patience in today's restaurant scene (not at all a queeriosity), today's episode dives into heteronormative assumptions of couples and the intricacies of queer privilege therein. The energy it takes to assess personal safety before divulging one's queerness could be used in so many cooler ways. Ya feel me?

Also, Cortado wore it best. Clearly. 

Someone obviously has better handwriting, you be the judge.