Hello! Does anyone read these? I bet they don't.

Today we feature a tragic berk, sex kittens and a tremendous new feature from Marie Phillips, as well as music from Susannah Pearse, with Jane Whittaker, Simon Kane and The Mighty Fin Symphonietta, Harry Sever and Sally Stares. (We don't mention our musicians enough, villains that we are, but we love them.)

If you can support us with a 'coffee' then that's thrilling and here is the place. If you can't, we don't love you less.