On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indian couple decapitates themselves in a sacrifice ritual (Did it with one of them Bespoke bladed guillotine like devices if you're gonna self sacrifice you gotta go custom), The Church of England compare single people to Jesus (I am single therefor I am God), MS man is arrested after police found a gun in his Taco Bell Quesadilla (We assume it was discovered in an illegal lunch seizure), and FL teacher is in trouble for hosting 30 second fights between 6th graders (Pre-Teen FIGHT CLUB).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Self Sacrifice / CBS: 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/?fbclid=IwAR2iaifLbry51uK3MVp4UsIhrR4QknLkrAor3J8ExCJ-xxc4gEX1uoD9NW0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

I'm not Single, I'm Jesus / Huffpost UK:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/church-of-england-offers-support-to-single-people-by-comparing-them-to-jesus/ar-AA1aqBM4?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR0MaakrCmz3JElZEyvIi5DxlnMaS2UPipWZgjrLi-abu9tqA0ryDo1NLIM

Quesadilla with Extra Gun/ WLOX:

https://www.wlox.com/2023/04/15/gun-found-quesadilla-leads-arrest-picayune/?fbclid=IwAR3_8OReUT59YwzVQR6EV0R35itArTsIGlEbFQsXMG9icbxdWev8-0sBz88&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lh14raenp4r0rfusl0d

Kiddy Fight Club / Yahoo News:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-teacher-hosted-30-second-033841423.html?mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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