Akumajo Densetsu, known as Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse in the West, is one of the best damn (pun intended) platformers ever made! Trevor whips it good (pun intended)! Alucard does not suck (pun intended)! Sypha Belnades is a holy bad ass (pun intended)! Grant Danasty's daggers are nasty (pun intended)! ...Tom just really wanted to talk about this game; so you, dear listener, can just listen and suffer along with Zach and Raul (pun intended).