In a week where Arsene Wenger claimed there was only one team in London, we’ll be asking which capital-city-club is indeed the greatest of them all.

Basically, it’s going to be like in Gangs of New York… but instead of gangs, it’s football teams… and it’s in London, not New York… and this is an independent podcast, not a Martin Scorsese movie… and the closest thing we have to Cameron Diaz is Paddy McCloskey… but in every other conceivable respect, this will be almost exactly like Gangs of New York.

All this and more beside in this week's episode of A Team of John O'Sheas...