In a week where everyone is still complaining about the bloody international break, the team are back to once again throw the lifejacket of premier league discussion into the bleak waters of England vs Lithuania.

For the Question No One is Asking this week, we’ll be probing into the question which underlies most of the problems of ‘Broken Britain’: whose Everton team was better- Ronald Koeman’s or David Moyes’? Expect plentiful references to Tony Hibbert, Duncan Ferguson, Marouane Fellaini, the utter purposelessness of life and the inevitability of an empty, painful death.

All this and more beside in this week's episode of A Team of John O'Sheas...