In a week where Jon Mackenzie has told me to stop saying "right", we're back with another Question that No One is Asking.

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So our question this week is on technology: following Barcelona's triumph over PSG, Jon Mackenzie will be trying to convince Will Geeson, a man who was moved to tears by Sergio Roberto's late winner, that the comeback is tainted by injustice. Thus, we have a clash of ideologies. On the one side, the cold, wisened face of reason, Jon Mackenzie, advocating a more scrupulous eamination of the biomechanics of the offside rule. On the other, the poet-warrior Geeson, insistant on maintaing every blood and thunder element of the beautiful game. I will occasionally interject with anti-English sentiments.

All this and more beside in this week's episode of A Team of John O'Sheas...