Jim Halpert : [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question, what kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute : That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert : False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute : Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim Halpert : Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight Schrute : Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?
Jim Halpert : [in confessional] Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that is a grand total of $11.
Dwight Schrute : [Back at their desks] You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you.
[Jim takes a bobblehead doll out of his suitcase and sets it on his desk]
Dwight Schrute : Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim Halpert : [imitating Dwight] Michael!
Dwight Schrute : Oh, that's funny. Michael!