I will never be able to decide if this is the best or worst excuse ever given for being over an hour late to work.
On the plus column, it's brilliant! Think about it, we are in the South and like Duryan says, the Voodoo out here is LIVE.
On the negative side, the excuse relies on your boss having sympathy because you need to find a witch doctor.
So best or worst excuse of all time? You decide.
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