This week, our quickfire question concerns football time travel. We’ll be asking which footballer corpses and careers we would resurrect from the underworld of Hades to our world of Trump. How would Pele fare in the era of post-truth football? Would he play even make the current Santos team in front of their present star striker, Paul Nuttall? Beckenbaeur, Beckham, Puskas, Jon Mackenzie… we’ll be talking all the greats who were once relevant to football.

We’ll finish with Will Geeson’s zipless organised fun. Usually Paddy does organised fun. The English taking something from the Irish. Sounds familiar doesn’t do it? So long as Geeson lives, Cromwell never truly dies.