We’re switching things up for today’s quickie with our first ASTRO BOOK CLUB! We’re discussing Exalted, one of the most WTF books we’ve ever read. This book follows Emily, the owner of a popular astrology meme account and Dawn, an angry, middle-aged lesbian. Things quickly spiral out of control with this Scorpio and Leo duo and that’s where our discussion begins. *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD*

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