"I'm out here being sexy..."

In which us tech gurus re-record Kelly's titillating quickie! Learn of young Kelly's experiences, interests, and more.

Meet Kelly!

Quickie Questions

1. Do you have a masturbation routine?

Before bed? Not really?

2. Do you have an inspiration? Or do you just ideate?

Literotica...

3. Is there a time of day?

When there isn't too much light happening.... #focusinternally

4. Is there a horniness time of day?

Mostly at night (how many times does she have to say this!)

5. Have you ever had an orgasm in public?

No. She's never been lucky enough to have a spontaneous orgasm...

6. What makes you feel sexy?

Dark and sexy gothic novel noir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1DCoGCVUxY

Not quite right... but still everyone get obsessed with Crazy Ex Girlfriend

We may have had technical difficulties and rerecorded this episode....

7. When was your first kiss?

He was a theater boyShe said, "see you later, boy"He played a background tavern-goer

(But she did kiss him and his best friend anyway, and two other people... #theaterkids)

8. Did you ever do anything sexual as a child?

Kelly and her childhood friend played the teddy bear game! In her bedroom with the door closed... Lying on top each other... (that's just sex)

9. Greatest fictional dibs!? Or call!? (who knows what we're talking about)

Deadpool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONHBaC-pfsk

Also Kelly is the Queen of Cards Against Humanity!

10. Would you rather have sex on a beach or sex in a hayloft?

Beach (as long as the risk of sun exposure is minimal)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=1W6AGM-LxGY&feature=emb_logo

11. What's your favorite part of your own body?

Her eyes

11 part b. What's your favorite part of your body that's sexual?

The Throbbers are not available for comment, as they are still arguing over what constitutes a sexual body part.

Pert Heavers!!!!