Who among us hasn't dressed up in their finest bejeweled costume, won a sparkling award, chugged whiskey out of the award, missed a ride home, smashed said award while sobbing, passed out on a colleague's couch, caught a lift home the next morning in the ultimate Victorian-style walk-of-shame, then showered and gone to breakfast with friends and their kid? Oh, most of you? Huh. Weird. Because Kristyn did all of that, and more, just a few months ago. Today, she tells you the story.

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