It’s Britney, b***h! Unfortunately, while Britney may be free, Katy and Megan are trapped by the terrors of the DWTS producers and one Tyra Banks. Your hosts are befuddled by why Cody is still competing, they’re charmed by the enthusiasm of many of the contestants, and most shockingly, they’re warming up to Jojo and to Olivia Jade. It’s not Halloween yet, but this is quickly becoming a house of horrors.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin