Rudy's butt-dial... Drunk Matt's pizza party... defending Dosvedonyald's "perfect call"... The GOP made so many rookie mistakes this week, it'd be easy to think they're trying to hit a number so they can earn... what, a sandwich? A pardon? Full immunity? We may never know. But Cognitive Dissidents Jim Coughlin, David "Rosie" Rosenberg, "The Black Voice of Reason" Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson *do* know some things, We talk about those things in this, your weekly dose of newsy infotainment. GET DOSED!