In this GOOFY episode, our friend Dave Sheehan calls in and shares some of his New England Comedy Chowder. Why FIND Bigfoot?.. Just to have him protected by TERRIBLE Sarah McLachian commercials?? Would Space Aliens ABDUCT a complaining incel?? Has Anthony Quinn shared COMPLEX starches with Extra Terrestrials?? Is Arby's part of the GLOBAL Cover Up?? Can someone PLEASE Cold Read me?? These PROBING questions will be IMMORTALIZED in this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.