In this episode,  Alex Kollar calls in, and expresses his concern about unsavory "Anthony Quinn" type people in his neighborhood, that he never noticed, until the toilet paper ran out. Should people that have a great life, want the torture that comes with STAND-UP COMEDY?? Is Anthony Quinn allowed in Westchester?? Do they make edible masks?? Are most tall people related to aliens with mullets ?? These questions, and a tiny bit more, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.