In this episode, our friend Jason Scott calls in, and complains about the Easter Bunny. What is this man all HOPPED up about?? Is Bigfoot really an Alien that came here to hide and be Gay?? How do I meet a man for sex behind a dumpster?? Will there ever be enough toilet paper again for Anthony Quinn to live a FULLY WIPED life?? Did HIV come from MONKEY SOUP?? These beautiful questions, and some slightly ugly ones, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.