In this episode, our friend Dave Hoj calls in and helps us create more beautiful content. We find out that Dave is quite the conspiracy enthusiast, we infer that if he didn't find comedy, he just might be selling hot-dogs in DEALEY PLAZA. Does New Jersey have a UFO Witness Protection Program?? Can I go to TEXAS and pretend to shoot someone?? Did Anthony Quinn really get kicked out of his Jr. Prom for smoking PIZZA?? When will the LAUGHS ever stop?? These silly questions, and other HEARTFELT questions, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.