In this episode, our friend Antonio "SMASH" Benitez, calls in and shares the toilet paper woes he and his family face on a daily basis. This young man can only get the smallest rolls of TP known to mankind. Will Anthony Quinn show him where to cop the SCOTT 1000 sheet jams?? Can I get some REAL Tiger Penis tea?? Who BLURRED out those darn genitals??  These great  questions and some not so great questions will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.