In this SUPER FUNNY episode, our friend Jesse Montanez calls in and also calls for full disclosure from any Extra Terrestrial that might plan on getting in his pants. Is 45 minutes too LONG to wait for Dollar Store crap?? Do you feel like an Asian PROSTITUTE sometimes?? Are you ever "really" prepared for an INTERNET comedy appearance?? Can the world wait till September to see Anthony Quinn do live Comedy IN PERSON?? Did we ever think North Carolina would be considered the PROMISE land?? These VERY smart questions will be CHOKED on in this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.