In this episode, Jay August calls in and HELPS us understand why we all SUCK as Human Beings. Can being a famous Comedian cause you to become a MONSTER?? Is your DOG an Alien?? Where the Hell did your CHROMOSOMES go?? Is there a Rescue/Adoption agency that will take Anthony Quinn?..now that he is finally GROOMED?? Is your EVERYTHING being manipulated by Space Creatures as you read this?? Come with us! See through the lies! Please, for your own good, LISTEN right away to this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.