Brooke and Katie reconnect over Skype once again to scrounge the bottom of the barrel for things to talk about during yet another week of being quarantined! We give a quick update on everything we've been up to, which includes being h*rny for pretty much anyone, being disgusted with people's lack of hygiene, and our annoyance with the omnipresent fatphobia circulating on social media. We also discuss the sick and twisted April Fool's prank orchestrated by Ricky and Bobby, give an update on our thoughts on M*chael K*y's content and critics, and why we're not buying into the hype surrounding Tiger King. We then talk about peoples' affinity towards dolphin-kissing tourist photos, the excellence that is Discovery Cove and Sea World, the cracks in the lives of Khloe and Kylie, and what names we would give our future children. We round out the episode by choosing which "thingamapal" we'd most like to be quarantined with.