While Paul Csomo coughs and sneezes and curses the allergen tree across the street, it’s another episode of Varmints! where Paul Csomo and Paul Wilk discuss the interesting lives of Raccoons!

In this pilot episode, the two non-animal experts discuss interesting facts about our common furry friends and their place in pop culture.

So which one of these raccoons do you want on your kickball team? Either the sad little Torch Key variety or the more robust Eastern variety? Images courtesy of Wikipedia.