Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Edna ponders the world news shortage; Dick filets Bob McDonald on Halloween spending; Edna proposes the introduction of Edville Standard Time; Dick instructs children on how to bamboozle their parents into giving them more screen time; Janelle reports on the salmon migration crisis in Port Hope and Europe; P.J. analyzes the crucial Malarkey swing vote in the U.S.; Hugo wonders why the moon is so blue; Roy despairs at Merriam sanctioning the word irregardless; and Heddi reports on trains resting on whales in Europe.