Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Ottawa takes aim at all those stubborn Canadian snowbirds; Edna ponders seaweed as a yummy human food source; Dick considers upgrading his credentials at U-Haul University; Shirley excavates Edville’s proud line of prognosticating groundhogs; Heddi gives Gwyneth’s vagina-scented candles two thumbs down; krystal complains about the horrors of exams; Buster shares his feelings about a bitcoin loser; Mabel offers some no-nonsense D.I.Y. skincare tips for the housebound glamour girl; a U.S. congressman wants to cash in on Bigfoot; Hugo ponders the emergent field of candyology; and the E.U. holds an emergency meeting to fix its shoddy logo.