Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, the Tragically Hip lawyers up; Bertie has a bad feeling about Sunday Gun Hunting; the CBC discovers the remains of a politically-correct pirate; Paris orgy aficionados are booked for wearing the wrong sort of masks; Heddi has a close encounter with a sexy Zoom boy; krystal assesses the impact of Gorilla Glue Girl on youth culture; Buster ponders the mysteries of Sudbury’s Get-Off-My-Lawn Standoff; Mabel offers some DIY tips on the application of faux freckles; three Earthling probes crowd onto Mars; and Hugo salutes Ham the Astrochimp for his pioneering contributions to primate space flight.