Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Edna ponders the spreadability of the Buttergate scandal; Dick marvels at Hasbro’s marketing strategy for Mr. Potato Head; Edna explores the multicultural mysteries of beach-volleyball couture; Holly coaches married couples on spicing up their sex lives; Shirley remembers the Great Canadian Badass Emily Carr; krystal wonders whether Vampire U is worth the investment; Buster explains the symbiosis of geezers and garbage tags; Mabel shares some D.I.Y. “landscaping” tips with shaggy pandemic shut-ins; Heddi ponders the prolific procreation of the royals, and compares herself to a tasty fruit; and Hugo exposes the subterranean truth about fatbergs and lucid dreams.