Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Ottawa subsidizes meat markets to avert a national fertility crisis; Edna floods her column with pig feces; Dick develops an appreciation of French cinema; Holly ponders the sudden popularity of all things goat; Shirley reminisces about records and 8-tracks, and offers her vague recollections of (other people) tripping on psilocybin mushrooms; krystal passes a big birthday milestone and wonders if it’s really necessary to do her taxes; Buster offers a mindful and empathetic reading of a brawl in a jetliner; Heddi skewers a Brit wanker for suing his own parents; and Hugo ponders the new Voyager space station, while allowing new A.I.s to assess his own attractiveness.