Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Bertie worries that the elimination of fax machines might cause a human extinction event; Edna ponders the symbolism of the C.N. Tower’s declining virility; Dick gives Russian researchers credit for kicking our asses on Sputnik—again; Shirley relocates a deceased cat; krystal skewers the corporate geniuses who put shrimp tails in cereal boxes; Buster gets to the bottom of systemic constipation at the Department of Finance; Mabel offers D.I.Y. unbeauty tips for the irredeemably perfect; Heddi laments all the medically risky erections she may have inspired; scientists quarrel over what pastry item an interstellar object most resembles; ravens take over a Costco parking lot; and Hugo hails King Elon.