Join host Roy Thomas Padgham for your weekly hit of wisdom and wit. This week, Dick claims that the only thing better than de-extincting woolly mammoths would be Elton John singing about them; Edna offers the only common-sense election recap you’ll read this week; Dick embraces the cause of economic justice for soy latte drinkers; krystal wonders why nobody ever noticed how scary cabbage patch dolls are; Buster congratulates Brighton’s big-time salmon celebrities; Heddi ponders the life-extending properties of martinis, and the uniqueness of her own labia; Holly ponders potty training for cows; Hugo exposes the intestinal artifacts of crocodiles; and Shirley wonders whether the English and the French have lost their minds.