SPOILAGE ALERT: we defy Hollywood convention by revealing exactly WHODUNNIT in the hit WHODUNNIT movie Knives Out! We also growl and roar like salty sea dogs while singing sea shanties and waggling a sailor's hornpipe! We deconstruct timeless comedy routines like a post-modern Francie and Josie! And wax tearful over Scarlett Johansson while baffling women's beach volleyball starlet Lindsay Lawmaster (most aces Long Beach State University season 2015)! Belcher and Fraser! They take no prisoners, kick butt and nibble asparagus!