As part of a gift ebook to RFT’s pal Heath Williams, Sean wrote a short story about Constable Zuvio, which was pretty awful. He reads it this episode anyway. Plus, we look at some recent TMZ set photos from the upcoming Han solo film, some exciting upcoming Star Wars comic book announcements, and serve up the weekly tabletop news.

For all of the short stories referenced in this episode, go here. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.