JP gives us nuthing, The Irrelevant Lunch Club, Miss Bris-Vegas gets a smile up, Mallala Supercars and Chris Pither grabs a 3rd, new iPods, Apple China and the forken-spoon policy, iTV and Harty was right, Linda does a no show, Simo at Mugello, Nasty sirlions, Cleo party and guess which Bathurst Champ can't get laid?