Octane Rip-Offs, Internationals new F1 gig, Simo lands the plumb Ferrari 430 GT2 LMS drive, Ambrose sells some charcoal and vino to the Yanks, Thompson finds Howards Way, Hot Wasabi Nuts, Is Clipsal500 in strife? Pither the invisible or maybe not, Jackalyn in the Castle, Apple's new iPhone and strange Oz TV strategy and YES the Teppanyaki is back. But where is Linda and the old Big Beefers?