This week on Rain Man:

• Mike talks about Positive affirmations.
• Mike says his new in-ear headphones is causing strange wrinkles to form around his ears.
• Jussie Smollet is back in the news for being an asshole and a terrible person.
• Plus the world is introduced to Nigerian? Tony.

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