This week on Rain Man:

• Mike wants to be incinerated (not cremated) when he dies.
• The team talks about ending press conferences and bringing back scrolls with seals.
• Mike talks about the TV series Billions.
• Parallel universes exist and Mike wonders if there's a cool version of him.
• Ahegao is a thing but how do you pronounce it?
• The great divide.
• Plus news.

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