This week we unpack the NFL's sudden love affair with the Stonewall agreement (because nothing says football like forced social justice), take a crash course in LGBTQ+ History Month (and try to figure out what the "+" actually means--spoiler: no one knows), and call out Gavin Newson for handing out CDL licenses to illegal immigrants like party favors, with deadly results. Toss in AI creeping into your brain, and the brothers finishing it off with a good old-fashioned cage match over the deficit and whether America is circling the drain or just taking another lap around it.