This Week on The Two Fat Fathers Podcast…We’re talking about the moment we became dads — and let’s just say, it wasn’t exactly textbook.👶 Ben’s mrs’ waters broke and, like any responsible adult, he… carried on drinking. Next thing you know, he’s sweating tequila in the labour ward and trying not to throw up during contractions. Cheers to poor life choices. 🍻👶 Darren thought he was having one kid… turns out he bought a family multipack. Surprise twins! His exact words were somewhere between “oh wow” and “holy f**k”.We also veer wildly off-topic to discuss swim-up bars (heaven), random alcoholic beverages (regret), and phone cameras (mainly how they keep exposing our chins).It’s a chaotic blend of dad confessionals, hungover horror stories, and deep philosophical questions like: “Can you be classed as a good father if you’re still half-cut when the baby arrives?”Smash play. Regret nothing.#TwoFatFathers #HangoverAndHuggies #TwinsArePeopleToo #VodkaAndVasectomies #PintsBeforePushchairs #DadsGoneWild #LabourWasHardForMeToo #ParentingUnfiltered #SwimUpTherapy #PhoneCameraShame #MiddleAgedMayhem #FatterFunnierFathers