Warren and Matthew gather to speak on the World's condition as of late. The 9-5 is unavoidable wage slavery but still a blessing in comparison to a majority of the world's situation. According to Pink Floyd we are all either Sheep, Dogs, or (very few of us) Pigs. Sober dreams are a real mofo when you haven't had them in a long time, Matthew is terrorized by nightmares of dogs and coyotes in precarious situations. A young newcaster woman also taught him to be judgmental of women who show panty lines under yoga pants. If Matthew was in charge of China, he would sabotage US excellence in the winter olympics. Why does the White House care about Joe Rogan? They never went after Howard Stern this hard. My 600 pound life has some really curious moments worth noting. The price of Pho and Popeyes are absurd and Sausage Pancake corndogs have fallen victim to the supply chain. Ram Ranch is the song of choice for Canadian Trucker counter protesters.

We also discuss the suicide of Chelsie Kryst, Miss USA and extraordinary woman. Can you have it all (seemingly) and still suffer?

Is the dude still expected to pay half? The show wraps up with the best documentary Matthew has seen in a long, long time. Broke (2009) free on YouTube.